Things people should fix lol

1. listen the first time

2. stupidity is not a right its a disease that should be exterminated

3. talking shit, that one should be self explanatory

4. (this is in relation to number 2) if you have a stupidity problem, you will be treated as such

5. if everyday there is some kind of issue find a shrink

6. don't pretend to know everything about everyone (you are not super human no one knows everything)

7. hearing is not the same as listening (I can hear Dora right now that doesn't mean I'm listening to what she's going on about)

8. txting is not the same as verbal communication (I don't care what other people say, its not the same)

9. just because sometimes beer is good, does not mean anyone is a drunk

10. giving space does not mean for a few hours (space mean SPACE)

lol thanks for reading my rant, just something I've noticed recently people need to be educated, if you can think of anymore feel free to leave them in the comments I will gladly add to the list :)

10 things not to say to your Husband before bed.

Things not to say to your husband at night:

1. Why do you smell like a sweaty crotch covered in cow poo?

2. Remember when you used to look like that?

3. You don't need that snack cake. How bout a carrot.

4. So that's what a chicken gizzard looks like.

5. Have they always hung that low?

6. Don't forget to put your contacts in, no excuses for using the wrong entry.

7. Have you really always been this hairy?

8. You should get that looked at.

9. Those underwear have a blast pattern.

10. Some woman saw you hanging out of your fly, Did she laugh?

I just couldn't help this one we had a good time coming up with variations on things I've said to him over the years, we all could use a good laugh once in a while.