What is up with men?

Just wondering why on earth do guys think sex and naked is the answer to all problems. For instance "aw you have a headache, Well you know what fixes that right? (wink wink)", I mean seriously my head is pounding so hard I think my eyeballs are going to shoot out of the sockets, lets have you lay on top of me for a while and see if that makes it feel better. Good lord, sometimes it amazes me the kids are running all over dinner is cooking and the dishes are up to the ceiling I'm sorry running to bed is just not in my thoughts.. And relationships will not totally fall apart if it's been a few days. Blue balls will not kill you, and maybe if you quit touching yourself every time you sit down maybe blue balls wouldn't be a problem. One thing that seems to elude men in general is that once you have kids morning sex is nearly non existent unless we all just quit sleeping...And if there are noises coming out of me that sound like snoring, it is not a coy invitation to try to attack me in the middle of the night. It will not get you what you want unless what you want is to deal with a very annoyed sleepy female with morning breath and night time drool stuck to her head. And just because you have to be naked to take a shower does not mean that anyone is waiting for you to come in and try to get things started through the shower door. Now dont get me wrong I like to get it on still, but it is not what I base the success of my day on when it can happen its an added bonus.....Just saying dont take offense honey lol :)